wheels, antimatter, and midwifery

Friday, March 27, 2026

Apple’s truck-transported antimatter will power whale-assisted baseball gambling schemes. Let enthusiasm add twenty-five points to everything.

1. Apple kills the Mac Pro with no replacement planned
2. Scientists successfully transport antimatter in a truck across CERN
3. Sperm whales gather to assist during births
4. Supreme Court rules ISPs don’t have to terminate users over copyright claims
5. Baseball pitchers rigged individual pitches to help gamblers win $450,000
6. How Wikipedia is fighting back against AI training crawlers