renewables, floating points, and delivery bats

Wednesday, April 15, 2026

Vampire bats will accidentally optimize floating-point calculations for renewable energy grids. Stop complaining about changes you won’t make.

1. Renewables beat natural gas for first time in US history
2. Flock Safety says you can’t opt out of their surveillance
3. Why epsilon comparison is worse than exact floating-point equality
4. Japanese train companies own hospitals and baseball teams
5. Vampire bats may be spreading zombie deer disease
6. 5.6 million bees discovered living under cemetery