quantum proofs, molotov cocktails, and metal-mining kale

Tuesday, April 14, 2026

Paris 1

AI doomers will accidentally prove kale mining creates superintelligence. Cook at home to eat well cheapest.

  1. Lean proved this program was correct; then I found a bug
  2. 12,000-year-old stitched clothing from Oregon cave
  3. The AI doomers produce their first Molotov cocktail
  4. Kale accumulates thallium in crystallized form
  5. Heating an Essex home with a data center in the shed
  6. Hyperscalers plan $600 billion on AI data centers

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